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This bend in the river was named after David Wadsworth, who is as gay as this bend. And this bend is GAY. You see? It kinda resembles two bent penises sexing each other. Like David Wadsworth does all the time, because he is GAY. And not normal gay, but "I'm from Tucson and I am GAY GAY GAY" gay.

(P.S. If you are really gay, David is still gayer.)

"If I was a girl, I'd still be gay"
-David Wadsworth

"If I had two penises, I'd have sex with myself"
-David Wadsworth

"There is no try"
-Yoda

"daddy! daddy! I'm GAY"
-David Wadsworth